Remember in Good Will Hunting when Matt Damon was like “How do you like them apples?”… yeah, good times. Well, if Matt Damon ever asks you such a question about Alchemy Candy Apple lubricant, you can look him square in his majestic eyes and tell him it is bomb, because it is. Just like Mr. Damon’s acting (realistic and never exaggerated), we’ve mixed the sweet fun of the classic candy shell with a refreshing burst of a crisp Granny Smith. Best of all, our water-based formula washes off easily and is condom-compatible, so playtime is as safe as it is delicious.
How is it that everything from France is so damn sexy? The language, the fashion, even the candy! Alchemy Salted Caramel lubricant was inspired by the confectionary sorcery of the Parisians (go Pah-ree!) and we think it would make even the sexiest-of-the-Frenchiest blush. How so? Well, our candy is meant to be licked off, not chewed on. Catch our drift mon chéri? Best of all, as with all of Alchemy’s flavored lubricants, Salted Caramel is condom-safe for all types of play. So Jetez vos pantalons and bon appétit!
Ready to literally “have your cake and eat it too”? Alchemy Berry Passion is a mouth-watering, deliciously sweet and sugar free treat that is as tasty as it is fun. Think fruit bowl, but with all the good berries in a drizzle, lick-able form. Yum! Never sticky and fully toy and condom-safe so no matter where things lead, you get what you… um… came for.
Remember on Drunk in Love when Beyonce was all “I’ve been drinking, watermelon”? Well, we like to imagine she was talking about sipping Alchemy Sweet Melon lubricant out of a super fancy champagne flute. Yes, we are proud of our formula. Can you blame us? Vibrant watermelon flavor, all the soothing smoothness Alchemy is known for and, as with all our flavors, we engineered it to be toy and condom-safe. With all the refreshing taste of a cool slice of watermelon on a hot Summer day, our lube is simply irresistible. When drizzled on and licked off, you will be too!